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Dylan Dog Blog – Dylan goes begging with some other greyhounds!

11/05/2018

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Dear Bestest Aunty Julie,

Sowwy I hasint rited for a whiles, I bin sooper bizy!

On Fwiday der Nice Cleanerlady Dawn did come to Forever Home to fuss us muchly. She is der best!! In evenin after walkies and dinner anuvver nice laydee arrived to take over fussingsess for meself and Milly as HuMum an HuDad hav ordassisdy to go out for dinner wivvout us. Woz kwite miffed. But der Niceladysitter woz akshully very kind an I did get many fussingsess. I did lyk her. Hunforchly I did hav a bad dweam in der evenin an did do me a total confuuz when I waked up fwom it but Niceladysitter did sit wiv me reassurink-like til HuMum an HuDad camed back.

On der weekend me an HuMum did go beggin wiv sum uvver gweyhounds to help der uvver houndies wot don’t hav Forever Famly yet. We did go der on der big noisy long car wot makes der howwid noiz on der twack.  Well I must hadmit woz a littel unshor abowt dis on awwival at der stayshun, but HuMum did me sum strokes an did give me bisskits so I fort it woz mebbe tollerubble. I did a mega leap onto it through der hissy dor and to my delite I found der woz loads of uvver2-leggses insyde it an loads of dem did do admirin of me furs. Woz sooper.

After a bit I did feel a bit hankshuss but HuMum woz reassurink an den I dids a big mega leap off der fing at der Westin Sooper-Mare. Westin Sooper-Mare smell luffly an we did hexplor an find der uvver houndies. Wun of dem hab missfortunate naym poor bloke woz called “Spiderman” like der smol 2-legses are always playin down der Forever Home stairs. He woz chill though an we did have chats. We agreed fank Dog he don’t hav wear ridicyulos red an blu suit or anyfink. BOL BOL BOL!!! Der also a ladyhound naym of Piper an she nyce too. For sum reesun known onlee to der crayzee 2-legses der woz also a smol dog dere who defnotly not a greyhound unless she bin shrunken in der hotwosh BOL BOL BOL. She ok. Liked pidgins. Her HuMum givt me “salmon strips”!  Anyhowz, did collect lots of munnees for der uvver wetired athleet fwends. Many fusses from many 2-legses. In fact I woz gettin slite ankshuss bout me furs wearin out!

Did go back to Forever Home on der big noisy long car again an I woz so sooper tyerd dat I did a sooper snoozle rite in der middel of der floor of the long car. HuMum waked me up at getty off place!

Sunday I did take smol 2-legses to a strange slow parade fing called der “Junior Park Run” in Forever Home Park. Der smol humans did do verrrrrrrry slow joggings round two times wiv many uvver smols and den eated smol fruit treatz. Woz much cheerin but also many big an smol 2-leggses to admire me an Milly an we woz on exlent beehayvyar. HuDad woz well chuffed. Did do mor park walkin in aftynoon an der smol 2-legses did borin football stuffs while me an Milly did pwetend to be impwessed. Good niffs tho in park an nice to get mor sun on me furs. Did do MUCH sunbathin in Forever Home Garden aswell. Nice garden carpit heer. VERY warm. HuMum fort she woz funny makin remarks bout “roasted dog”, etsetera. She hab no shame bout mocking our nobel speeshees der rotter. I did forgiv her after me FISH PIE TEA!

In der evenin I woz a bit unsettel an did sum nose squeeeeeeeeeeeks an der woz a few whizzbangers outysyde. Dids me clatteryblatterys an all. HuDad haz found me a snazzy fing corld “Fundershurt” to be wearin an I feelin better wiv it on. I do feer I look a bit the fool but Milly say is smart look so I will keep it.

Today I bin out wiv Nice Dogwalker Lady and also wiv HuDad an den bin puttin up with sum smol 2-legses heer to play with big smol 2-legs and smol smol 2-legs. Dey mostlee play wiv der ouchy-paw metalcars an orange trippytrack an der ouchy-paw blocks of many colours. As always. My girlyfwend Milly hav a sor eye at der mo so she feelin a bit sad. I bin lickin her eye to help. Nuffin else of note to weport uvver than a minor ishu wiv me snoot gettin jammed in a big yoghurt pot but less sed about dat der better I fink.

Gonna go now as time for me bedtime gardin piddel. Much luffs and wags,

Dylan xx

PS – My fwend Barney Bear has bin looking fer a fwever home fer a loooooong tim. Culd you be hes new HuMum or HuDad? https://foreverhoundstrust.org/meet-the-hounds

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