Dylan Dog Blog – Dylan perfects the art of being a ‘Reading Dog’

Dear Bestest Aunty Julie,

Hoping you be well? I be fyne dispyte slight snaggel to me dew clor witch did a bleedy on der sofa. Oopsie.

HuMum did hav not go werk on Fwiday so we went owt for a luffly walkies to a noo park an we met wun of HuMum fwends wiv a smol 2-legs a bit smoller than my wun. He woz skared ov me an I did feel a bit sad for him.

Sattyday I woz rooodly awoken by smol smol two-legses hoo did getttins-up tyme at fiyv twenty in der mornin! He Deffnittly need wun ov dem alarmyclockies. I wood of cors neber eber get up dat earlee meself… us houndies need our sleepin. In cays Smol smol two-legses woz hab an upsettyness I did getttins-up too an see if he okay. I did nobly accompanny him to HuMum an HuDad bed an fort I had better stay wiv him in der big bed in cays he need me again. Dey all seem a bit skwishlyke but I be OK an cheered everybody up wiv wepeated snuffuluffaguss until akchul gettyuptym.

Diss weekend also we did vizit a splendid noo plais corld “Secure Field” wer der was loadsa running around spais an a hole buckit ob toys! Oh my goobniss!! My noo fwends Swift and Albie did come wiv us an we had sooper fun doin runnin around an stuff. Albie duz luv chasin balls as well. He is luffly. We did also hab roasted cow and yorkshurr puddins!! Luffly!

On Mundy Nice Dogwalker Lady did come tayk me and Milly-Moo for walkies wiv are fwends. Now I no dat Nice Dogwalker Lady will not leaf me behind it is good becoz means I can go off a say hello to all tje luffly noo fwends also bein walkied by their HuMums and HuDads. So I gweeted soooooo meny noo fwends! For sum weason Nice Dogwalker Lady then sed I hab to be “on-lead only for now”. Blummin cheek. Me fort dat walkies woz all abowt der sowshullizing!? Mowst dissapointink beehayvyar fwom her. Givt me bestest stink eye to her for rest ob walkie.

I haz bin taykin very sirioslike me duties as chief reedin books listening houndie. Hab been sperimentink wiv der best listning pozishun and can confurrrm dat sittin ON the reeder of der bookie is best for bowf story hearin and maxymum strokingses and fussingsess. Big smol 2 leggs say “I’m in a cage of dog!” but he did also say he woz sooper warm an luffs doing the fussingsess.

Uvver den dat, not much to weport. Forever Famliy been pritty well behave this week I am glad to say. BOL BOL.

Wags, leans and snuffuluffagusses,
Dylan xx