Dear Bestest Aunty Julie, Anuvver kwik huppdayte…
I wegret to himform yoo dat der hab been a drastik downturn in kwolitty of liyf here at Forever Home. Hab they no respekt for our nobel breed. I did hurd HuDad sniggerin sumfin bout a “bagpipe”. Howeber I is now sooper warm at night tyme on me sofa so mebbe this is ok. Me gurlyfwend hab been subject to der saym ridikyoolus night tyme outfit but she duz lubb it.
Wags, leans and snuffuluffagusses,