Dear Bestest Aunty Julie,
Dis week HuMum hav discuvverd nu toy corld Furminator. Woz not der funnest although I do now hab even sleeker furrs den eber befor!! Much furr was stolin fwom me person howebers and I did do a sooper confyoosel wen I did see it as did vewy umderstandibly look lyk a smol taystee creechar on der carrrpit…. but did smell ob me an Milly-Moo. Me earsies did der confyoosel semafor an all.
Dis weekend we hab had a stwange wun as HuMum hab been on hollibobs wivvout us! Mega rood. She hab bin to Exmoor witch duz sound a nice plais for houndies. She say mebbe next tyme. Anyhows, I still vewy cwoss wib her an dun much stink eye in her generwal diwekshun.
Wen HuMum did get howm she hab bag wib ham and der triangle cwisps an I did greet her an gratefullee haxept der pwesents an did tayst test em stwait awayz to show me gratityood. Did get der twiangal cwisp bag bit stuck ober me hed. Milly-Moo did follow me well mannered hexampl an snaffed neerly all der ham in her chops. HuMum did look surprised bout der speed of der pwesent samplin. Got rest of der ham for our dinner as HuMum an HuDad did say “is not so nice covered in dog slobber” and did say we woz cheeky. Most puzzlin.
Der weekend we bin soopervisin der smol 2 leggses an HuDad in absens of HuMum an wotched der playins wib der wooden twain twak an smol blocks of manee colours mostlee. We dun sooper walkies an bin sooper helpfol of der HuDad. In der nite I did twy borrows HuMum spais in big bed as did heer a skaeree wopperchopperchopper neer Forever Home wot corzd me do der clatteryblatterys and der nose squeeeeeeeeeeeks. Did need sum cuddles fwom HuDad wot mayd me feel much better an I did also yooz me Thundershirt witch I do lyk. HuDad so kind. Woz a littel worryd I be bein noosans and hab bin tryin vewy hard wib me sleepins dis week. But woz skaeree lyke der whizzbangers. Glad dat Forever Famliy be understandin.
In uvver noos we hab nu kibbles of lamb flayva! Yummy! And termorrow I be goin on der walkies wib uvver dogs witch be fwends of me girlyfwend! So heggsiytink!
Milly-Moo say to tell yooz her eye all better nows. Good nooz.
Shall rite agin layter in der week.
Menee wags and luffs,
Dylan xx
PS: Me poor ol fwend sooper teddie is still needin is own HuMum and HuDad. Der must be somewhere! /dogs/teddie/
Grant awarded for isolation kennels