Dylan: Dear Bestest Aunty Julie,
I be riting to henkweye-er how duz Bestst Auntie Sue at der vets? Did she find the eggs? Is she still on der scales? Is she comed home? Do hope she ok an not too much missing furs.
I hav had a weally wubbish week heer. Started off okays wib nys sunny Munday an did ricketts prevenshun tym in gardin a lot.
But den. Oh my goobness….
Furstly on Chewsday, HuDad did go to “werk” in Oxferd all day an we woz left alone wib only Nice Dogwalker Lady visitin. Not the fussingsess serviss we is akustomed to! HuMum did do herself a wurri becoz I woz doin der nose squeeeeeeeeeeeks wen she get back with smol smol two legs and big smol two legs after her “werk”. Hopeflee dat henshor we iz never abandoned again all blummin day. Rooood!
Hunforchly, wurs woz to come!!!…..
On Furrsday after we did getttins-up tyme, HuMum and smol smol two legs took me girlyfwend away. Dey sed to dat Highcroft Vetineggy plais again. But I did hab stay at howm. All day. Woz so wurrreed bout me girlyfwend Milly-Moo. Woz she ok? Woz she findin eggs wivvout me? Woz she hogging der scales!?
In der aftynoon I did get very sad an HuDad did give me lots of cuddels. Den came back HuMum an smol two leggses an still no Milly-Moo. Hevenshully, HuMum did go out an resku Milly-Moo at dinner tym and wen she come howm her fur woz a bit missing, her tung woz hanging out, she hab red eyes, she hab frwee baddies and plasters, she seem confuzzel (eben mor dem normal!) and her legsies woz doin der wobblies. Of cors, did myself a massive concern. Wot had happened!? Did sniff her all over. She be fine but on clowser hinspekshun she hab two toofies missin an she not hab her skin lumping anymor. Did sleep rite neer her an make shor she ok. I did forgiv HuMum An HuDad for takin her away after I woz in receipt of a few prawn cwackers an a smol peece sesame prwawn towst.
In der mornin Milly-Moo feel much better and she did share wiv me her speshul food (IN A TIN!!!!! … the good stuff!!!) that Uniform Man did gib her at Vettineggy plais. It absolutely stink! Mazing delishush!
An den, if all dat not bad enuff, bluddy whizzbangers are goin off ALL TYME so am bein forsed to lissen to HuMum an HuDad musik in all downstairsy rooms all der tym. Been usin me Fundershurt witch hab bin helpful an bin gettin treats for goin peepee in gardin wen whizzbangers mite go offs. Dey hab bad tayst in music tho. Don’t always need be party central huh? A hound need his bwooty sleep.
On dat note I feels me thurd eyelids doin der closies so will gib back laptop to HuMum an say good nite. See yous at playgroop Bestest Aunty Julie?!
Waggs and leans and nose boops, speshully to Bestest Auntie Sue. HuMum send all best wishes too.
PS – I haffs a special message for all me hufans out there. My fwend Macey has also been poorly and had to stay at the vetineggy plais for nite times and day times. She gettin better now but is in need of her own plais and her own HuMum or HuDad to be takin care of her with lots of fussingses.