Dylan Dog Blog – Dylan chills while HuMum tries to work from home

Dear Bestest Aunty Julie,

Be riting to yoos fwom der sofa after sooper bizi day of snoozlings. I be stretch owt like gettin sum littel breez on der nakidtum. As yoos will dowtless wemember I not be a fan of der curlin up, not bein a pwawn an all BOL BOL BOL….

Enyways woz riting to heer how iz deer Sammy-bruv? Iz he doings ok now? Hav bin thinkins of yoo. We are all good heer sept me girlyfwend hab bin havin littel eye infekshun an being habs eye drops of doom. She be feelin sooper better tho.

Me and me girlyfwend hav had a chill day heer. HuMum be “werk fwom home” an we be supervisin by snootin into der Skype call video an all. She luffs it really. This ebenin Smol Smol two-legs and HuMum took us walkies an did do a sooper groomins on der walkies! Smol smol two-legs is really comin on in his hound-butler twaining dat is fur shor. This ebenin also HuDad did entertain us wiv tryin to lift two heavies on a stick-fingy up an down in backgarden doin perspirations. Weneber he put it down duz make excellent houndie hurdels… Obstakle-cors like. Most fun.

Juss had some spare chips-ends fwom HuMum dinner to wash down me kibbles an eggie…. HuMum havin runned out ov der tinned food (der good stuff). Now settlin in to sum pre-bed napping wiv sum sleeppuffs and dreamythumptail.

Wiv much lubbs and leans,

His Royal Highness der Snuffuluffaguss (aka Dylan) xxxx